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Jose Mourinho was not surprised to see his very tired team lose at Manchester City, although he felt Tottenham were in the match before conceding a modern penalty .
Spurs have won once in six matches in all competitions after suffering a 3-0 defeat at City in the Premier League just three days on from an extra-time FA Cup exit against Everton.
Tottenham have conceded eight goals this week, having shipped five at Goodison Park, the worst two-game total of Mourinho s coaching career.
Despite having just seven shots to City s 15 and only three on target all of them in the second half the Spurs head coach was pleased with his side s effort and frustrated with the circumstances surrounding the 23rd-minute opening goal.
Tottenham had had the best effort to tha…
Marseille booked a place in the final of the Europa League after surviving a stirring Red Bull Salzburg comeback, Rolando s extra-time goal proving decisive in a 3-2 aggregate victory.
The French giants led 2-0 from the opening leg at home, but a flat performance from Rudi Garcia s men opened the door for Salzburg to battle their way back into the tie with a 2-0 victory over the 90 minutes at the Red Bull Arena on Thursday.
Throughout a low-quality first half a Salzburg comeback appeared improbable, but two goals in 12 minutes got the Austrian side level on aggregate and dreaming of a place in the final.
Amadou Haidara s brilliant solo goal sparked life into Marco Rose s side and when Bouna Sarr could only deflect a shot from Xaver Schlager into his own net, the …
Former Real Madrid president Ramon Calderon criticised the club s decision to sell Cristiano Ronaldo to Juventus, describing the transfer as a historic error .
Ronaldo touched down in Turin on Sunday ahead of his medical after Serie A champions Juventus agreed a €112million deal with Madrid on Tuesday.
A five-time Ballon d Or winner and Madrid s all-time leading goalscorer, Ronaldo helped the Spanish giants to a third consecutive Champions League crown last season after netting 44 goals in all competitions.
Calderon was responsible for luring Ronaldo to the Santiago Bernabeu from Manchester United in 2009 and he lambasted Madrid s decision to part with the 33-year-old superstar for such a fee.
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Julian Nagelsmann does not expect Jurgen Klopp to be tempted by the Germany job after Joachim Low announced he would step down after Euro 2020.
The search for Low s successor is underway, and a poll by Germany s Sky Sport News broadcaster on Tuesday showed Liverpool manager Klopp would be a popular pick.
With over 7,000 votes counted, some 54.6 per cent selected Klopp as the right man for the job, with Ralf Rangnick next in line with a 15.4 per cent share.
Klopp s Liverpool are enduring a deep dip in the Premier League after last season s title triumph, and six successive defeats in the competition at Anfield have seen them slip to eighth place.
But Klopp has enjoyed huge success during his Liverpool reign, winning the Champions League in 2018-19 before t…
Spain and Barcelona icon Xavi played the final match of his playing career in Al Sadd s 2-0 AFC Champions League defeat to Persepolis on Monday.
One of the most decorated players in football history, Xavi won 19 honours during his 17-year Barca stay and also enjoyed great success on the international stage, winning the World Cup and Euro 2008 and 2012 with Spain.
He joined Qatari club Al Sadd in 2015 to see out his playing days and on Monday he pulled on their jersey for the last time after announcing his impending retirement earlier this month, as he bids to embark on a coaching career.
Before kick-off in Tehran s Azadi Stadium, Xavi was honoured with a framed commemorative jersey and other gifts.
Persepolis honoured captain Xavi Hernandez, as he played…
Fierce rivals Manchester United and Liverpool do battle this weekend as Chelsea look to push neighbours Fulham closer to the Premier League trapdoor.
Second-placed United s five-match winning run in the top flight was halted when they were held to a goalless draw at Leeds United last Sunday. Now they face another old foe in the form of Liverpool at Old Trafford.
Manchester City only need six points to be guaranteed the title and will be halfway there if they win at Crystal Palace on Saturday.
Fulham are running out of time to mount a great escape and it would be a major surprise if they triumph in a west London derby at Stamford Bridge on Saturday.
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Chelsea will be aiming to react to their shock loss to Newcastle last time out as they face Arsenal at Stamford Bridge on Tuesday evening.
The Blues dominated the game at St James Park but fell to a late defeat. Meanwhile, the Gunners will be hoping to get another win under new boss Mikel Arteta.
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Despite having rediscovered their form in recent weeks under Frank Lampard, the Blues fight for a place in the Premier League top four took a considerable blow at the weekend, with Isaac Hayden s late header condemning them to their first league defeat of 2020. However, due to Manchester United losing against Liverpool, that means the gap to fifth remains at five points. One of the Londoners main pro…
Dries Mertens told Napoli they must back up their 2-0 victory over Liverpool in Tuesday s Champions League opener.
For the second season in a row Jurgen Klopp s Reds were beaten at the Stadio San Paolo without scoring a goal.
But last time out the Partenopei failed to qualify from the group stage despite having earned a 1-0 home victory over Liverpool, who went on to win the tournament.
Mertens penalty gave Napoli a late lead and Virgil van Dijk s rare error ensured former Tottenham striker Fernando Llorente could add a second to settle matters.
We gave everything and ran so hard, the Belgium forward told Sky Sport Italia.
When you take three points at the end of a game like that, it all feels good.
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While Manchester United might have had many believing they turned a real corner after their 5-0 romp against RB Leipzig last week, the Reds came crashing back down to earth at Old Trafford on Sunday evening.
Eventually hit with a 1-0 defeat at home against and watching the Gunners pick up their first victory in the red half of Manchester since 2006, the former Premier League champions still find themselves sat way down in 15th and many calling for a change in the dugout.
Only continuing to show a string of issues on home soil since returning from football’s enforced break over the summer, United have the feel of a club in a domestic crisis.
With criticism coming from the likes of former icons Gary Neville and Roy Keane after Sunday’s defeat against Arsenal,…
Paris Saint-Germain have signed utility player Alessandro Florenzi from Roma on a season-long loan with the option to buy.
The 36-cap Italy international emerged through Roma s academy in 2011 – initially as a midfielder – and has made 280 appearances for the Serie A club.
He was named captain in 2019 but spent the second half of last season on loan with Valencia, appearing 14 times in all competitions.
PSG boss Thomas Tuchel confirmed on Wednesday he was in the market for a new right-back and a deal has now been agreed with Roma.
The French champions, who have also been linked with Arsenal s Hector Bellerin, announced Florenzi s arrival on their official website on Friday.
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